green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 27, 2009

Green Flag

Vehicle Breakdown Experts

"You know Green Flag can pin point your precise location"
"That's Tree-mendous!"

by Attrit Jàz April 17, 2021

Green flag

Green flags are people that were born April 26th 2006

Aniyah is a walking green flag even though she may not think so she is.she is very smart and and loving person to me everything about her is perfect.all the way from her huge rabbit get up to her small head is perfect she may not think so but I do the moment I met her it’s like she put me under some spell because now i am obsessed with her I think about her everyday and every night no matter what I’m doing she’s always on my mind.she is very considerate and has the beauty of an angel she can also cook but not better than me

by Buff nigga 313 April 29, 2023

Green flag

A man/woman that shows signs of being a gentleman/good girl.

Girl 1: He's such a green flag! He took me out on a buffet yesterday!
Girl 2: Omg!! You should definitely date him!

by maczetunn February 12, 2023

Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag

Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”

by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022