A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.
"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."
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"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."
"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."
by theoriginalpizzakitten February 20, 2021
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Different from a false flag in that Group A did not engineer the attack, but rather, having received foreknowledge of an attack by Group B, allowed it to proceed. This results in any number of benefits for Group A or both parties (i.e. economic boost, useful victimhood on the world stage, demographic changes).
Different from a false flag in that Group A did not engineer the attack, but rather, having received foreknowledge of an attack by Group B, allowed it to proceed. This results in any number of benefits for Group A or both parties (i.e. economic boost, useful victimhood on the world stage, demographic changes).
"The US received word beforehand that the Japanese were planning an attack on Pearl Harbor! Why did they do nothing to stop it?"
"The elite wanted a boost to our economy, and they knew joining WWII was just the ticket. A total green flag."
"The elite wanted a boost to our economy, and they knew joining WWII was just the ticket. A total green flag."
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started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
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