Grature

Grature (n.)
/ˈgrā-chər/ or /ˈgrat-yu̇r/ (pronunciation flexible, depending on robe softness)

The act of granting metaphor the weight and dignity of structured thought, without stripping it of its symbolic magic.
A blend of gravity and grandeur—originating from a mistyped word in a conversation about childlike metaphor and adult systems.

Coined: Jason (by accident, but on purpose)
The therapist didn’t laugh when I said my anxiety was a gremlin in a business suit. She gave it grature—and now I pay it rent.”

“During the budget meeting, Ravi compared departmental chaos to ‘an octopus trying to do taxes.’ Most laughed. One person gave it grature. She’s VP now.”
by Temple_of _38B June 18, 2025
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