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Gråtrunka 

Gråtrunka is the Swedish term for 'Cryjerking', which is an activity that you can perform when you feel utterly depressed.
For example, after being dumped by your Girlfriend.

Gråtrunk is when you are masturbating while crying.
It is not know why people Gråtrunkar, most probably is that they are trying to ease the pain of the break-up.
Masturbation usually leads to ejaculation, which in this activity usually leads to more crying (and therefore more Gråtrunk).

Gråtrunk is also commonly performed after being rejected by the other sex.
For example, after being denied 'happy time' with the hot girl at the party last weekend.

The activity is commonly performed in the shower while listening to music that makes you even more depressed.
One of the requirements for Gråtrunk is that you are actually crying.
In Sweden, where the activity has many performers every day, The music Group Kent is the most used for Gråtrunk.
Fred got dumped by his Girlfriend yesterday.
He spent the whole night in the shower where he Gråtrunka while listening to 'Bullet for my Valentine'.
Gråtrunka by WinterFlame March 28, 2010
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Gråtrunka 

Gråtrunka is a fun activity to preform with your family
Gråtrunka by Boop_A_Snoop June 28, 2018
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gråtrunka 

A Swedish word for an activity in which lonely and depressed people cry while masturating
My girlfriend of one year just broke up with him so he’s gonna go gråtrunka in the bathroom now.
gråtrunka by UnkownWolf June 17, 2018
the act of having sex with one female while defecating on another female
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grantrunka 

to cry while masterbating
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Defecating on a woman while having anal sex with another
Who's up for some Super Hot Mustard Gratuna! Don't forget the Beano!
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Garthunkachud

A person who is an incredibly gargantuan chud
“God I hate how fat Mike acts, he’s such a Garthunkachud.”
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