gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
by Giggles T. Clown September 01, 2016