Gopher Holing
When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.
Gopher Holing by vloky July 1, 2004
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Gopher Holing
Gopher Holing by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010
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Gopher Holing
Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
Gopher Holing by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009
Gopher holing
Similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one's finger in the anus, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.
The idea of sticking my finger up her ass, even after she asked for it was off putting. But later I found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.
Gopher holing by Mannimal October 2, 2014
gopher holing it
when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher
see: turtle head
see: turtle head
Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions
gopher holing it by Velcro May 7, 2003
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