The evil, drunk version of a typically large headed, full sideburned man. Usually in the "Goombie" form the inebriated victim is compelled to wear a paper bag mask and parade around wildly.
-Also, when in the "Goombie" state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.
-Also, when in the "Goombie" state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.
by paranormal fan November 1, 2009
by MrHennyVSOP January 27, 2012
A cheesy dude who thinks he's in the matrix, bowling round in his nifty-lookin' shades and saying stuff like "fuck the corporate bigwigs" and saying "ass" when they're British.
A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.
Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.
Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
Normal Man - "Hey man, do you want to go and grab some coffee later or something?"
Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."
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Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"
Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."
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Normal Man - "Hey man."
Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."
Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."
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Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"
Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."
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Normal Man - "Hey man."
Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."
by IJBlog August 2, 2011
by Hugh Jass Dixie Normus August 20, 2023
1). A Goomba who purposely behaves in a difficult, aggressive, or provocative manner resulting harm to and/or conflict with other Goombas.
2). Luna
3). Donald J. Trump
2). Luna
3). Donald J. Trump
by cucks_alot September 21, 2018