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Golden Angel 

When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.

If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!
Golden Angel by H-J April 10, 2021

Goldenangel 

Goldenangel is the god of the multiverse, goldenangel shall defeat rifo in the battle of REDACTED Goldenangel shall dethrone the dark lord strimp from his evil throne of doom.
GOL-
GOLDENANGEL?!?!?!
Goldenangel by Marx soul October 12, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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