The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger
David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his
celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the
Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..
sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA
Galapagos in the final seconds of
the game.