Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 by bobandbill December 27, 2010
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Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome
The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.
Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."
Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."
Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."
Cadet Bob: "But we're not."
Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."
Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."
Cadet Bob: "But we're not."
Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013
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