Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Suck gold medals

When a Man sucks another mans penis for pleasure

Brian likes to suck gold medals for fun.

by Johnsonthesonofjohn August 15, 2021

Gold Medal

The act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.

Dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? She is just asking for a gold medal.

by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010

Gold-medal Champion

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.

Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion

by Subscriber; Mriamsofly August 19, 2011

gold medal

Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.

Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.

by k d January 10, 2008

gold medaling

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport

Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.

by Awesome G March 4, 2014

Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013