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Going Monkey 

When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.
Phone call:

Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..

Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..
Going Monkey by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011

Going Monkey 

When a person (usually an African-American) begins acting out in a loud, obnoxious and unreasonable way towards others or worse, the police.
All the cop asked him for was his drivers license, then he starts going monkey on the cop and got arrested. or;
I told that black lady we were out of the stuff she wanted to buy, so she starts yelling and screaming at everyone in the store-she really went monkey there for a while.
Going Monkey by Fester2240 March 28, 2010

going full monkey 

1. Getting mad enough that you throw your own feces at a person or thing. 2. Mad enough to go crazy and wail one's arms about, like an angry monkey. This usually involves throwing shit at something.
"Did you see the outdoor concert last weekend? It got pretty gross."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."

Going To Monkey Town

The intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, passing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.

Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea
A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?

B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.

Gong Show Monkey 

a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.
Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.
Gong Show Monkey by slapshot October 11, 2008

gong show monkey 

a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.
Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!
gong show monkey by slapshot October 17, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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