The crappiest piece of shit ever. Just another excuse for teachers to ruin your hopes and dreams even more. If your teachers find goguardian, smash your device.

Goguardian danger if you see it on your device, run.

GoGuardian by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

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GoGuardian

One of the worst fucking extensions you can ever have. Normally used in a school environment. Restricts people from random websites for no reason and is just a pain in the ass overall.

I can't read this article because GoGuardian won't let me. Fuck this shit

GoGuardian by ttricksyz May 29, 2020

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goguardian

a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.

bruh, our Chromebooks are monitored by goguardian now!

goguardian by theogjesus May 30, 2020

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Pai Gouged

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.

Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.

Pai Gouged by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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