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Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.
Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
by Dooberz March 5, 2020
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Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.
Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.
by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024
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GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out
Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick
by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020
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