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gnome dome 

Getting dome (head) from the little gnomes who run around office buildings giving dome (head) to those who are in need of some dome (head)
Yo, I was about to pass out from boredom at work and and then BAM Gnome Dome!
gnome dome by Evan C. November 28, 2007

gnome dome 

(n); refers to a hovel where gnomes generally reside; a bald midget
George saw a gnome dome, so he kicked it down and ate all of the gnomes residing within; Troy Vernon has a gnome dome
gnome dome by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Gnome-dome 

When a short person, or midget, gives you head.
Guy 1- "damn dood, Caroline is such a gnome-dome."
Guy 2- "Caroline? The short girl?"
Guy 1- "yeah bruh"
Guy 2- "that's my sister!"
Gnome-dome by Wyldmann27 February 24, 2015

Dome gnome 

The dome gnome is a growing phenomenon seen in college towns across the country. It is usually of the female sex, with an unusual predilection for giving oral services to her mate. If her affinity for dome-giving is matched by a stimulating physical appearance, she is to be considered a "Dome Slut."

But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
Enter dome gnome.

Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?

Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.

Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
Dome gnome by Brorden gekko March 20, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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