Contrary to popular belief, the Glock is not just the preferred gun of gangsters and other criminals, but also the preferred gun of 40% of the US's law enforcement agencies, as well as that of several government agencies. This is because it is an inexpensive, lightweight, and overall very reliable handgun. The newest Glock, the G37, is chambered to fire a new custom .45 GAP (Glock Auto Pistol) cartridge, which is nothing more than a necked down .45 ACP round.
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by Kambrose Whitehorse February 20, 2009
by IG June 5, 2005
A polymer-framed, steel-slide (primarily) semi-automatic handgun. Contrary to poular belief, a Glock will set off metal detectors, as not only is it 85% metal, but the polymer frame has metal particles imbedded in it. They are known for their reliability, as they have about 30 fewer parts than most other semiautomatic handguns. They're manufactured in 9X19mm, .357 sig (which is a 9mm round crimped in a .40 shell casing), .380, .40 S&W, 10mm auto, .45 ACP. Although generally semiautomatic, the Glock 18 is manufactured for law inforcement and is capable of firing in full-automatic. A Glock has three safties, none are manual. The hammer is concealed within the slide, and is non-user accessable. The hammer is kept at half-cock. Glock handguns are criticized for their angled, ugly looks, occaisonally uncomfortable grips, and needlessly complicated safety mechanisms. The Glock is unable to fire all-lead bullets (it can only fire jacketed rounds) due to it's polygonal rifling, to which lead sticks.
by James Bell April 6, 2006
by chkums May 21, 2020
(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.
by xnulltrm December 10, 2003
It's the Honda Civic of handguns. It's very basic and nothing to really brag about, but it gets the job done. Stock Glocks are definitely not worth telling your range buddies about. The real show is modifying and upgrading.
If you want a match-grade trigger, you can do a ten-cent trigger job or buy a new trigger. If you want a match-grade barrel, you can buy one for as little as $100. If you want tritium sights, buy them, then it's easy to install. The aftermarket for Glock (especially Gen 3) is so strong that you can buy custom-made frames and tacticool parts.
Glock 19s are one of the most popular concealed carry handguns in the United States. It's basically the benchmark for modern concealed carry handguns.
The Glock 44 (a .22LR) is absolute shit. Don't buy one. They have a tendency to blow up.
If you want a match-grade trigger, you can do a ten-cent trigger job or buy a new trigger. If you want a match-grade barrel, you can buy one for as little as $100. If you want tritium sights, buy them, then it's easy to install. The aftermarket for Glock (especially Gen 3) is so strong that you can buy custom-made frames and tacticool parts.
Glock 19s are one of the most popular concealed carry handguns in the United States. It's basically the benchmark for modern concealed carry handguns.
The Glock 44 (a .22LR) is absolute shit. Don't buy one. They have a tendency to blow up.
"Dis my Glock .40, dis my problem solver."
"My buddy bought a Glock 17, it's so bland."
"At least it's not a Hipoint."
"I just added a match-grade barrel and TruGlo sights to my Glock 26."
"My buddy bought a Glock 17, it's so bland."
"At least it's not a Hipoint."
"I just added a match-grade barrel and TruGlo sights to my Glock 26."
by TheSuperTrooper September 16, 2020