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Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.
by xoxxooxo July 14, 2015
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A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.
by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008
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Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

www.girlscoutcookies.org
"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
by tinjuchic February 5, 2010
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YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints
by yodaddyandyourmommy January 11, 2012
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Girl scout cookies

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.
Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.
by KingOfPotatoes June 2, 2018
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Girl scout cookies

Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
by Halcynixa December 9, 2021
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Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
by Spinman75 November 9, 2009
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