Girking
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
A dude who plays with girls feelings and emotions to break their hearts and have them feel like clowns
by depapasah February 25, 2020
A girk is an attractive girl bartender who has to endure overweight middle aged businessmen from out of town
That poor girk, she's been inunndated by that fat businessman for the last hour and hasn't gotten any work done.
by Howiehardcore May 16, 2019
A girk is a cat that smells like Cheeto Puffs. The smell will usually be around the paws, front legs, and sometimes the head.
P1: “bro for some reason my cat smells like a Cheeto Puff even after I give her a bath.”
P2: “duuuuude, you have a girk!?”
P1: “A what…?”
P2: “duuuuude, you have a girk!?”
P1: “A what…?”
by UselessDefinitions4You January 10, 2023
girk has got a real pair of badongas some huge hongrangabados some massive rombalongahingahondidgididooos two hugemungous kodongorongamongadongabongarigigidigidilooobidilooos you could even say he has bongeedonggerongrotitolonkingkongmongidongihonkeyfondrogotongo
adingihingimindidoooooooos.
adingihingimindidoooooooos.
by hot alpha male May 4, 2022
Guy 1: Bro why the fuck did you kiss my sister
Guy 2: Dude relax, it’s not that serious quit girking me around😅
Guy 2: Dude relax, it’s not that serious quit girking me around😅
by MAO918 April 16, 2022