Ginoculars

OriGINally ginvented in Birmingham, uk, and know as binoculars of death. This method of alcohol consumption was refined in the small town of Chippenham. The ginocular method ginvolves two bottles of Gordon's ( or other gin brands theyre all great) placed against the eye balls and poured in. The "user" of the ginoculars must then try and open their eyes as wide as possible.

Warning! This method can be a huge waste of gin through spillage so only attempt it if you are serious about gin or gin puns

Mate I've just looked through those ginoculars and now I can't see aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Wow ginoculars is a stupid idea

My eyes are on fire! Dam those ginoculars

by Son of bike head December 6, 2011

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Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

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Rusty Binoculars

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.

Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."

by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011

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