a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.
by realtok November 12, 2011
(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.
I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.
I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.
After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.
I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.
After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.
by bbhb8 September 28, 2010
In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.
by ..erm? March 18, 2010
A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.
I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.
by Payton Marshall November 10, 2008
I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.
by HeavyD293 July 8, 2011
Gilmore is a super funny person. He usually spends his time thinking about what he can do for another person, rather what he can do for himself. A Gilmore is pretty buff and tall, but acts sweet and nurturing. He is very intelligent, but likes to act dumb. He is a very trustworthy person and will never tell any of your secrets. Gilmore doesn't think too highly of himself, he puts everyone elses feelings before his own. He is a person who is willing to take ypur sadness away and give you all his happiness at his own expense. He is usually in the friend zone, but is impatient to wait for the right on. Overall, Gilmore is a person you need in your life becuase Gilmore can be the best thing to happen when your at your lowest.
Person 1: Life just sucks, I'm really sad.
Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.
Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.
Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.
Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.
by That_one_Guy_whom'st_knew-OJ November 6, 2018
He is a Gilmore.
by saxnt March 26, 2023