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Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
Garett Maloney by hotasian69 June 29, 2011
He is the cutest guy in school,the ladies love him and he has a crush on the one that is most like a tomboy
Hey did you see Tom he is like a Garett
Garett by #Hidudes April 6, 2015
Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.
Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?
Garette by LillithM. September 16, 2013

Garett Logic 

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.
"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."
Garett Logic by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
Sexiest guy living. When you see a Garett spelled like this you know that he is good looking and has a huge cock. Good at everything
Garett are the best
Garett by gfdsagfdgadfgadf August 13, 2018

Pulling a Garett 

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room
Garett, you're pulling a Garett.
Pulling a Garett by Avolpi May 15, 2014