get in the van

The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".

Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.

by Terry Lee January 27, 2008

get in the van

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

by prissorsxrawks October 05, 2009

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021