One of the greatest countrys in the world. Beautiful scenery. Hot women. Great beer. And the best automobile makers in the world to. Germans were also the first to discover many cool things such as Infrared lighting.
If I could move to another country, it would be germany!
by Someguy24 October 5, 2006
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the place where the best stuff is made. for example, beer, car, women, guns etc...
dude 1: dude, check out my pistol from america

dude 2: dude, check out my smg from germany

dude 1: dang...
by master-bater_1337 January 19, 2009
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Maker of fine cars, guns, tanks, beer and music. Formerly Europe's neighbourhood bully, Germany used bash France regularly.
Germany beat France up in 1871, 1914 and 1940.
by Paul Mauser May 31, 2006
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Germany is the origin of numerous great inventions, such as:

- Rocketry
- MP3
- Heroin
- Gummy bears
- Communism
- The jet plane
- Computers
- Beer!

So lets all stop bashing them and show some gratitude instead.
German scientist: "Yes, yes, somezing is missing. I know! I will infent me a flying defice. And an electric computing machine wizz a storatch to do steering. Yes and I shall infent a strong opioid to fight longflight boredom as well as fitting yet-to-infent gelatin candy. Excellent..."

Assistant: "May I haff zome of zee gelatin candy?"

German scientist: "Nah you may not!"

Assistent .oO("Oh Im zoo wütend! I will drink zome of zee alcoholic beferage I infented lately and zen I will zinc up a zoshall system for Germany where zee candy is for ef-eryone!")
by poki June 9, 2006
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Like most Americans I have ancestry, as well as living family in Germany: cousins, aunts, uncles, etc.
Germany is a country that most Americans respect and admire, despite what a few idiots before me have written. A country of great inventors, great poets, great philosophers, great composers. Germany has contributed so much to the culture of Western civilization. It's a shame that a few idiots in 1933 ruined such a beautiful land.

Germany also has VERY SEXY WOMEN! I wish I could have sex with all the women in Germany--including my cousin's wife. In fact, ESPECIALLY my cousin's wife!

Germany is also a country where rap music has become so popular among the youth, there is even a neo-Nazi rap group there. I mean, come on, a neo-Nazi RAP GROUP!!!!
Smart American: Germany is cool.
Smart American #2: Indeed.

by corcan June 11, 2006
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German people are well tempered nice people , yes they were ressponsible for two horrific wars but that was 60 years ago , if you think Germany still has an abnormal amount of nazis in it you are and ignorant person,if you are convicted of neo-nazism in Germany the punishment is worse than in america or canada.GERMAN FOOTBALL RULES
guy1:hey that guy is from Germany
girl1:wow i bet he has a big dong
by oliver737373 August 12, 2006
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exellent ;variation-germaniously;exellently
dude, this cheeseburger is germanious. variation-dude, this cheeseburger is germaniously put together.
by ponoichi oda May 19, 2010
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