geekology

The study of geeks, geek culture, and the history of geekdom

I have been studying geekology and hopefully, I will get a degree in this subject so I can understand geeks a lot better.

by funny fellas March 20, 2015

Geekology

A made-up word to describe all things related to Geeks. Used by non Geeks.

The two of them went off into a mode involving geekology

by Bax256 December 15, 2016

geekological clock

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

Geekonomy

1. The business community and economic activity that emerges around geek culture; the production and consumption of nerdy goods and services, such as comic cons and other pop culture conventions.

2. The geekonomy can also refer to products (Star Wars punk rock albums), art (comic book artists), crafts, etc. with a geek interest.

First notably used by journalist Dyer Oxley on episode 40 of the NW NERD Podcast.

"Wow. I opened a booth at Emerald City Comic Con and did more business with my artwork than I do all year!"
"That's the geekonomy for ya."

"The Hoot Hoots released a Star Wars tribute album!"
"That's gonna be a big seller in the geekonomy."

"Bremerton is starting a comicon."
"Yeah, they're trying to get in on that geekonomy."

by CafeWhiskey March 1, 2018

Geology

Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.

If you don't know what geology is, you are an absolute idiot.

by Bill_Nye May 1, 2010

geneology

recent studies have shown that if your parents never had children, you will probably not have children yourself

that would be inappropriate

by jenn August 27, 2004

Geekologie

The definition of Geekologie, as per Geekologie itself:

1. the study of all things geek

2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn

3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off

Dude, this college sucks, you can't even get a Geekologie degree.

Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!

Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!

by maxislav June 12, 2009