An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.
by Lock Down April 12, 2008
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1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse
Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.
by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004
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Bad man, bad bad bad bad man. Terrible person. Eyes wider apart than Normans waist, Looks like E.T if E.T was gay and a fat fucking loser.

If you come across this man turn and run.
Person 1: Is that Matthew "Gay Man" Gould?
Person 2: Yeah look how stupid he looks idiot faggot.
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See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)
Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?
by GodsJesus January 11, 2006
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A man who builds the Millennium Falcon out of legos on your mom's back, while he is porking her from behind and singing God Bless America in his best Chewbacca voice.
Yo dawg!!! My moms got gay lego manned by your brother last night!! We practically family, yo!!
by Pheenis May 19, 2017
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