gay man crush

When a homosexual man has a non-romantic crush on another man, gay or straight.

Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?

Jasper: Yea, sure.

Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.

Jasper: Why, you know he's not...

Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.

Jasper: Um, sure....

by Papa Bareback Em August 26, 2011

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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023

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biggest gay man

He is the biggest gay on the entire and should commit not living. fucking indian ass bitch

Name might be Hugo

Normal Gay: bro im gay
SUPER GAY: nah im more gay
Hugo: IM THE BIGGEST GAY MAN UwU *Destroys the penises of both gay and them eats their ass 3 times*

by gay_6969 January 13, 2020

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The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2022

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