One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.
by marcus fon April 5, 2011
A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially
So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?
Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia
Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia
Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
by LAman22 November 11, 2010
A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.
James: Can i go use the restroom
Mr.Garcia: No go sit down
James: Please i need to go ill be real quick
Mr.Garcia: I said no
James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.
Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*
Mr. Garcia
Mr.Garcia: No go sit down
James: Please i need to go ill be real quick
Mr.Garcia: I said no
James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.
Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*
Mr. Garcia
by Mr. Garcia Himself March 3, 2019
loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
by classmates ;) November 12, 2010
A football player born in Barcelona, Spain.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
Plays on the wing or as a striker.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
Plays on the wing or as a striker.
by A-l-e-x September 29, 2005
by bgcharlieelcra February 15, 2018
The most sexy, hot, voluptuous, piece of ass in the universe. She has wavy brown hair, tan skills, and freckles. She can take a dick. Nice tits and big ass.
No one compares to Lauren Garcia!
by Cornelius Norton August 22, 2012