Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will
See also squish mitten
See also squish mitten
I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties
While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench
see also stench trench
While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench
see also stench trench
by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009
A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done
It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......
by MJJJ5 December 7, 2013
When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.
The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.
Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
by RyanEmm July 22, 2009
by Dan Pearce June 10, 2005
Gammons "GMS" A unit of measure in particle physics that defines a sudden loss in matter without the anticipated generation of transformational energy. the single most unusual factor yet to be resolved for unification theorists.
"If we could harness the potential of the Gammons phenomena we could reduce great quantities of toxic waste to harmless and stable states without the anticipated release of unharnessed energy" Dr Altom Romig Sandia National Labs
by Rick Fermi February 19, 2005
he is normally a very sweet, funny, and respectful person. he is also a very attractive person. he’s a little on the short side, but still very lovable.
by Daremia March 12, 2021
Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.
Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon
by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021