Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
by Nested Elevator November 8, 2017
Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.
Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!
Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!
Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!
Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011
Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.
Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014
by Mikey J. December 17, 2007
A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.
You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!
by Googles January 4, 2004
(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.
by pablo suave March 4, 2006
by Cherrio12345 October 7, 2013