GRAND SLAM

That moment when you come home pissed, then end up Throwing up/pissing/shitting yourself at the same time.

Arrr mate, I ended up having a Grand Slam last night, all over my bed sheets.

by PurpleAki-thelength February 06, 2020

grand-slamming

Nailing someone in a Denny's bathroom. Bonus points if hash browns are involved.

Grand-slamming marialuvr01 yesterday was the best.

by forcameron September 19, 2009

Grand Slam

When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night

Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!

by SlopNChop December 10, 2017

Grand Slam

Fucking in a Denny's, usually in the bathroom.

"She and I had a Grand Slam. Oh, we ordered it, too."

by Missynoob October 04, 2012

grand slam

actually fucking dying from alcohol/drugs

Tad: dude i think Chad hit a fucking grand slam!
Brad: should we take him to the hospital?
Tad: nahhh, let him enjoy it, it might have just been a home run
RIP Chad

by ongekyume September 16, 2019

Grand Slam

A term in baseball when there is a runner on 1st, 2nd and 3rd, base; then the player at bat hits a home run and four runs are scored. Somewhat rare.

Do I really need an example for this? Grand Slam

by Simulationcity September 06, 2005

Grand Slam

Series of the following sexual positions performed in succession while maintaining continuous penetration: missionary then flipping to cowgirl then spinning around to reverse cowgirl and finishing with doggie style.

My boyfriend and I were so inspired by our team's gland slam that we celebrated with our own grand slam!

by zenithwit August 16, 2011