A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
by Buster Hyman 24 September 26, 2013
1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008
When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
by CassiusKing October 15, 2017
When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!
Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
by J-Dawg Deezy September 13, 2008
"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
by Pocket Ninja September 25, 2008
That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!
by Tittytim July 27, 2014