A supercharged erection of the penis, that makes the testes almost disappear, and veins almost burst on the shaft of the penis.
by Drew Pearson January 11, 2011
1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
by Badjonah September 16, 2009
When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.
That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.
by cantbetheking November 23, 2013
A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
by Kane Marco January 8, 2009
when someone is super wasted at 2:00 AM on a Saturday night, and they think it's a good idea to start driving around town with their friends. typically involves: a) driving on the wrong side of the road, b) running stoplights, c) shouting profanities at people in the streets, d) cranking up the radio and singing along to Party In The USA, etc.
Christian: hey, let's drive to town.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.
by Jim McPott September 22, 2010
the act of going from a perfectly calm mental state, to bat-shit psychotic .. Whether or not this condition is inherent or provoked is still under debate..
If you two idiots don't stop arguing and do your jobs, I'm going to go Full Blown Mel in this motherfucker ! I've got rose gardens with your names on them; watch your butts.. harumph !
by harumph! July 16, 2010
'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'
by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011