fuck a cat

a term one would say in frustration.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

by Drewza May 2, 2007

fuck a cat

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

by jrknights January 4, 2009

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

To fuck you up like a cat

Slovenian metaphor for get ass whooped.

i'm going to fuck you up like a cat.

by SIvkoz May 18, 2018

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021