when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.
by jeremy nemeth bitch May 26, 2007
Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
by Shabang me October 20, 2008
by handless April 27, 2009
An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 4, 2011
1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 3, 2007
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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