The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction
It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.
by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010
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a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'
i'm so sexually frustrated because not only have i not had sex for 9 months, every guy i meet is a loser!
by jane_bond October 27, 2003
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When you haven't gotten "any" in along time, which causes you to become extremly fustrated,irritable and often very horny.
"i haven't seen my boyfriend in a week im so full of sexual frustration, i can't even think straight."
by Billie Jo May 3, 2006
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When you are very confused and angry in a sexual manner.
Man, Jack, those were some real noises of sexual frustration!
by WellITried April 19, 2018
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When distance or time gets in the way of cuddling with someone. Sort of like sexual frustration, but without the sex.
John (texting): I really want to cuddle right now...

Jane (texting): So do I. It seems we have a case of cuddle frustration....
by misscheese October 14, 2011
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When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.
I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?
by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008
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The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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