Frosty cocko 

When your wieners so cold, you gotta wrap your bag around it and hold it in your hand

Hey CP whatcha holding there?

CP says “it’s so cold, I got the frosty cocko”

Frosty cocko by Rosiecredit October 12, 2021

Horse Cock Frosty 

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.

Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

Horse Cock Frosty by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011

Frosty the snow cock 

When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.

Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.

Frosty the snow cock by ZAN*** December 15, 2003

Frost Cock 

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.

Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.

Frost Cock by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

Frost Cock 

A condition in which one's penis becomes frozen or numb from not wearing heavy enough pants and/or underwear. Typically occurs during prolonged outdoor exercise such as running or walking on a really cold day.

Runner 1: Dude are you okay?
Runner 2:(on the floor cupping his crotch) Why did I wear shorts today?
Runner 3: Frost Cock!

Frost Cock by Ry-Guy2 March 12, 2009

FrostyCoconut

It describes that someone is extremely cute, like Frosty

Hey FrostyCoconut! -> Hey cutie!
Wow you are FrostyCoconut! -> Wow you are so cue!

FrostyCoconut by Nichola Post March 28, 2021