by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006
a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.
go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick
by mindmymollydolly September 27, 2015
An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
by MyPseudonym12 February 8, 2011
The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
by flax64 February 4, 2010
These are the people are gigs and concerts who stand right at the front. They tend to hold onto the gate or actual stage very tightly, so that they do not get pulled into the mosh pit behind them. They are often emo or scene kids. They try to stay focused on the band and stay nearest the front as possible so they do not get hurt. They will turn their head ever so often and make a little noise "eeek" "arrrh" and a worried face, then just focus on the band again. They pretend to just be there for the music. You will never actually see these people move untill the gig has finished or they have to go home, and if this is before the end of the gig, they will travel in small groups and cling never tightly to each other.
Those front row kids make me laugh.
by girlwholikestotakephotos August 15, 2006
a popular geography song chanted to the tune of 'perfecto allstars' to the 4 sikhs that sit on the front row
by Lip Bart Parso GW March 11, 2005
A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.
"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"
"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"
"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"
"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"
"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"
by Jahousen November 8, 2009