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Front Row Kids 

These are the people are gigs and concerts who stand right at the front. They tend to hold onto the gate or actual stage very tightly, so that they do not get pulled into the mosh pit behind them. They are often emo or scene kids. They try to stay focused on the band and stay nearest the front as possible so they do not get hurt. They will turn their head ever so often and make a little noise "eeek" "arrrh" and a worried face, then just focus on the band again. They pretend to just be there for the music. You will never actually see these people move untill the gig has finished or they have to go home, and if this is before the end of the gig, they will travel in small groups and cling never tightly to each other.
Those front row kids make me laugh.
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front row bad kids 

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.
"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"
front row bad kids by Jahousen November 8, 2009
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