by ObiWanKenobi February 19, 2013
When, usually a guy, approaches a female that he likes for a hang out session. The girl agrees and they start hanging out. Since there has been no clear definition to the relationship set up one, in most cases the guy, has stronger feelings.
When the girl expresses platonic feelings for the guy, the guy expresses three reactions:
1. What did you think this was?! I drove you to place and got you this. You owe me. You led me on!
2. Oh cool no worries we can be friends. Then bitterly complains for years to come that he is better for her despite that fact she is an autonomous human who is capable of making her own descions, and even if she is dating a bad person he is not helping her for her own happiness, it is to get with her himself.
3. The most healthy option. "I see, you and I are at different stages. I don't think I can hang with you as I don't see you as a friend. I'm going to step away and reevaluate myself, then come back and see if we can be real friends."
When the girl expresses platonic feelings for the guy, the guy expresses three reactions:
1. What did you think this was?! I drove you to place and got you this. You owe me. You led me on!
2. Oh cool no worries we can be friends. Then bitterly complains for years to come that he is better for her despite that fact she is an autonomous human who is capable of making her own descions, and even if she is dating a bad person he is not helping her for her own happiness, it is to get with her himself.
3. The most healthy option. "I see, you and I are at different stages. I don't think I can hang with you as I don't see you as a friend. I'm going to step away and reevaluate myself, then come back and see if we can be real friends."
Oh gods she put me in the friendzone. I mean I asked her to hang out when she was already dating someone, but she should see that I am better and she should dump that guy for me.
by Whydid you do that November 27, 2017
A euphemism for rejection due to unattractiveness and lack of confidence most often employed by internet dwellers. Actual friendzoning does exist though in just about every comedic movie made in the 90s.
by supersigy September 4, 2012
by theese truths August 5, 2019
noun:
The location of the female heart where she sentences male friends romantically interested in her. Here, they will be subject to torment as they helplessly watch her jump from man to man, and never have their own chance. Usually one is condemned to the friendzone for not making a move on the girl in question in time. Also, it can be used as an excuse for the woman to gently let down a man she has no interest in. One can tell he is in the friendzone when she says "you're too important to me, I couldn't risk our friendship for a relationship." Whether or not she is telling the truth becomes irrelevant at this point. If anything to that effect is said, one can tell he's been sentenced to an indefinite term in the friendzone. Note that escaping the friendzone (which is heavily guarded) is very difficult and even if one manages to escape, the relationship will be forever marred and altered.
The location of the female heart where she sentences male friends romantically interested in her. Here, they will be subject to torment as they helplessly watch her jump from man to man, and never have their own chance. Usually one is condemned to the friendzone for not making a move on the girl in question in time. Also, it can be used as an excuse for the woman to gently let down a man she has no interest in. One can tell he is in the friendzone when she says "you're too important to me, I couldn't risk our friendship for a relationship." Whether or not she is telling the truth becomes irrelevant at this point. If anything to that effect is said, one can tell he's been sentenced to an indefinite term in the friendzone. Note that escaping the friendzone (which is heavily guarded) is very difficult and even if one manages to escape, the relationship will be forever marred and altered.
"Dude, she told me I was too important to her to risk a relationship. That's deep."
"Bro you're an idiot. You just got friendzoned."
"Bro you're an idiot. You just got friendzoned."
by cakenub August 3, 2014
A word that describes terrible fear, petrifying... Death. The 'friendzone' is a place just around the corner from hell, man and boys are sent there when they are rejected by a female character in there life whom they offered their love and support.
Boy: Please be my girlfriend, I think you're beautiful and amazing in every way, the way you smile makes me weak in the knees.. So what do you say?
Girl: I think we're just friends.
Boy1: Didn't you hear? Marcus asked Julia out and she said "we're just friends."
Boy2: Respects to our nigga in the friendzone.
Girl: I think we're just friends.
Boy1: Didn't you hear? Marcus asked Julia out and she said "we're just friends."
Boy2: Respects to our nigga in the friendzone.
by The Mr.Pineapple Man June 11, 2014
(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.
An example of the friendzone is: Every woman's relationship with a nice guy she's not fucking. Ever.
by Shittyballs August 27, 2012