friend fuck

when you think you found yourself a good friend but they end up talking shit later, you've just been friend fucked

Hey what happened to John ?

Oh he friend fucked me .

Oh that's shitty you'll find someone better to have as a friend

by elidaddy August 25, 2016

Good Friend Fuck

When someone you are close to—or decently close to—needs help out of a relationship with a crazy person.

Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.

Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.

Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.

by livingrachel August 21, 2019

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022

fuck friend

A friend you have casual sex with only for the purpose of having sex. Romantic feelings for one another are not present.

Mindy and Bob have sex together but only as friends.

by D February 21, 2004

friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

Felony Fuck Friend

an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.

I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?

by The Jax April 19, 2007