The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)

Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."

Fuck a Friend Friday by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011

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fried friddy frongo

A man who likes being deep fried in a sexual way.

oh man, Im a fried friddy frongo.

fried friddy frongo by gattling gull June 29, 2023

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Fuck a Friend Friday

Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.

Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight

Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?

Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?

Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!

Fuck a Friend Friday by PreMalone June 17, 2018

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Fred Durst Friday

The Most Important Holiday in the Existence of Mankind
Every Friday People World Wide come together to Celebrate the one and only Fred Durst

Person 1 : "Oh my God I forgot it's Fred Durst Friday"
Person 2: "How could you forget that? *BREAKS YOUR STUFF*

Fred Durst Friday by dunkelherz_qwq November 11, 2021

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