freezing the monkey

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Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

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the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026