by MKmac September 6, 2019
Girl*Calls boyfriend*
Boy*Ends call*
Girl*Calls again*
Boy:LET ME PLAY FORTNITEEE
Girl: THATS IT, THAT STUPID GAME IS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP, I'M LEAVING YOU
Boy: Okay I don't care
Girl*Ends Call*
Boy*Ends call*
Girl*Calls again*
Boy:LET ME PLAY FORTNITEEE
Girl: THATS IT, THAT STUPID GAME IS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP, I'M LEAVING YOU
Boy: Okay I don't care
Girl*Ends Call*
by Your friendly dick October 28, 2018
Everything guys post about on their Snapchats now are their Royal victories on fortnite .
My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
by lmaosure February 4, 2018
A video game that is the orgin of the annoying snapchat story containing a picture of ones wins. However nobody ever actually cares, ever.
by Noah516 January 25, 2018
That one game that needs to die. It is so overrated. I admit, I played it, but they are making worse crap by the minute. It has been taken over by 8 year olds playing on their mom’s computer.
Guy 1- You wanna play Fortnite.
Guy 2- No, that game has been taken over by little kids, go play some Rainbow.
Guy 2- No, that game has been taken over by little kids, go play some Rainbow.
by Austistic Monkey October 3, 2018
A game played by a pussy, using a penis shaped joystick, while his dog licks peanut butter off his balls.
Hey look, Dankmaymer has a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter, looks like him and Fido are having a Fortnite ball licking marathon tonight.
by DumbroffsArmyElite October 17, 2020
A contagious disease that is quickly contaminating minors around the U.S. which is known to make someone do unknown dances and crave a battle royale uncontrollably.
Can often be seen flossing and talking about fortnite...
Can often be seen flossing and talking about fortnite...
by Jokerwasagoodmovie November 2, 2019