left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 11, 2019

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY July 16, 2017

fork kink

the act of shoving a fork inside someone’s anus

yo bru i just shoved a fork up my friends ass and it was amazing she def has a fork kink

by bigbluenuts March 22, 2022

fork smeller

A bitch that makes you want to cry

LORNAS A FORK SMELLER

by 5ick5adworld October 3, 2023

fork smeller

a mean girlfriend

Lorna is a fork smeller

by 5ick5adworld October 3, 2023

out of forks

When the number of forks is no longer adequate.

I used all my forks now I'm out of forks. Well, this is going to be a terrible porno.

by notwellatal May 12, 2020

Friendly with the forks

Someone who enjoys hosting all friends; the more the merrier.

Ben will invite all his neighbors to the potluck, he's friendly with the forks!

by The_buzz July 31, 2017