Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.
Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.
by Redbeardedmofo August 06, 2011
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Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters
My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters
by Big dick madden April 15, 2020
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