Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.

Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

by ClassyFrenchMF! May 4, 2022

Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.

"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"

by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017

shower sexual

you are sexually attracted to showers and you like men.

Nisa: I’m gay and i love showers they are so hawt
Me: you’re shower sexual

by masypoo May 3, 2021

Eiffel Shower

An Eiffel Shower is a bukakke performance carried out underneath the steel arches of Paris's Eiffel Tower.

The security has made it tough to do one this year, but late last night after the climate protests a group formed under the Eiffel Tower and the Eiffel Shower was breathtaking.

by Ligua Frank-a November 30, 2015

Taking a Shower

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

by Kcaj381 January 30, 2022

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022