Used to reference a person a severe short-coming in logical thinking. Often times This person is mechanically inept and has a strong tendency to break everything within there grasp, resulting in multiple attempts to repair a single problem. This person has the most tragic luck with electrical issues. The only way for this type of person express themselves is through vulgar, disgusting, repulsive slang and slander. The most commonly used terms include, but are not limited to, Cock, Dick, Dick Salad, Cum-Bum Sauce, Anus, Rectum, Fuck, Shit, Piss Cock-Sucker. These Words in particular are key in identifying a “Foley” in your area.
What The Fuck!@#$
Are you some kind of Foley!
by runottanames September 6, 2006
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(verb) An action so ridiculously stupid and heinous, as to cause serious and ugly consequences and repercussions for your family, your friends, your colleagues and yourself.
Well, shit, of course he got fired! I've never seen anyone Foley like that before. Fired? Hell, he's lucky he didn't get his ass deported!
by --JB October 4, 2006
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The act of having or performing sexual relations with a member of the feline family.
Dude, did you just Foley my cat?
by JayFol January 21, 2017
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to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public
Have you seen Liz today?

No, I think she's hiding out.

What happened?

Somebody posted her cybers with Todd all over campus-- she totally got foleyed.
by pflug October 7, 2006
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Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after getting caught sending inappropriate text messages to underage boys.
Mike was foleyed from his VP job after his cell phone records were made public.
by jrod147 March 11, 2008
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A person that always keeps you waiting. A person that always breaks their word. A person that plays with the emotion of suspence.
Im not hanging around that cat no more. He's a fuckin foley
by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004
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Foley: to wear fucking ridiculous clown shoes and own a multi-colored fag pipe. Foley's travel great spans of distance via car trunk.
God damnit Foley your such a god damn oaf you fuckin emo looking clown shit fuck!!!
by brandon oconner June 8, 2007
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