Flying burrito 

The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito

Bro, Gertrude came over last night and I gave her the ‘flying burrito’

Flying burrito by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 3, 2018

Flying Burrito 

Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.

Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."

Flying Burrito by Lawgina July 24, 2008

flying burrito 

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

flying burrito by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

flying burrito 

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

flying burrito by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

flying burrito 

A flying burrito is a line of cocaine.

Let's do some flying burritos.

flying burrito by Gawdamn Pablo Effin' Escobar September 16, 2007

Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito

Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

Flying Blind Burrito by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010

Flying Burito 

Run and jump while you have a bonner an try to get it in the girls vagina while in mid air.

Nigga i just flying burito this chick!

Flying Burito by Mr Swag August 6, 2010