Flying burrito

The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito
Bro, Gertrude came over last night and I gave her the ‘flying burrito
by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 03, 2018
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Flying Burrito

Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.
Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."
by Lawgina July 24, 2008
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flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.
by The Big Ofer March 09, 2008
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flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.
by The Big Ofer March 09, 2008
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flying burrito

A flying burrito is a line of cocaine.
Let's do some flying burritos.
by Gawdamn Pablo Effin' Escobar September 16, 2007
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Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 06, 2010
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