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small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

flying monkey jabadaya 

a word that describes an awesome godlike being of any kind
madafaka flying monkey jabadaya stole my peanut

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!
Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

flying monkey 

I minion or one that carers out others biding.
That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.
flying monkey by Sherry M December 27, 2006

Flying Monkey Shits 

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
Flying Monkey Shits by noseed August 28, 2021

flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.
I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.
flying monkeys by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007