how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 19, 2020

Flush the radiator

Clearing the anal cavity of feces before anal sex by enema or other means.

My girlfriend has to Flush the Radiator before we have the butt sex.

by September 30, 2023

Bellmead Flush

Verb: The act that Bellmeadians do, of Flushing Narcotics down the toilet when the Sheriff's barge through their front trailer door. Bellmead is a two tooth town 2 miles outside of Waco, Texas.

Yo, Ernest did the Bellmead Flush last night, but forgot the stuff in his pillow case. They found it and charged him for >1<4..

by ToothlessinBellmead April 14, 2021

trinity flush

The flush that follows after you ejaculate into the toilet (or into a tissue and then throw it into the toilet) and follow up immediately by sitting down, pissing and taking a shit

I was horny and I needed the toilet so I just did a 3in1 and followed up with a trinity flush

by Whoopsiedoodle October 14, 2020

flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.

Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets

by Parker face September 22, 2023

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis February 28, 2008